A Bill went to market. On the way he fell into a grave. He burst out of the chains and came to me where I said “What were you doing there?” He said “The grave was full. I wanted to get out lest the law come and take away the hope I had.”

I replied “Who was there?” He said “A man who had been drinking.”

“What was it he drank?”

“Chocolate milk”.

With that Bill rode off into the sunset with the law close behind.

07/26/2008